Welcome. First post to something else on which I’ll always be behind. And the first in what shall be a long line of posts that begin “I should have been in bed hours ago.” (Perhaps it could be like the Kramer Entrance Counter on the Seinfeld DVDs.)

I have no great ambitions or aspirations for this venture short of keeping a log of the goings-on of me and Carole as our new life together spins up to speed, mainly for us, but also for the friends and family who want to know, corrupt officials who probably already know, and run-of-the-mill stalkers who will no doubt find out soon enough. We’re all about helping. By which I mean, of course, that Carole joins me in this endeavor, and let’s not kid ourselves: She’ll probably contribute to this more than I do.

At the moment, however, a too-firm Beautyrest calls to me. (Quietly, of course, so as to not wake the kiddies on the floor. Obligatory photos of whom shall be following post haste, otherwise known as “as soon as Carole signs on.”)

Night, Carole.